korayem
09-02-2009, 08:14 PM
A hillbilly was going to send his boy to school and was discussing with the principal what courses he should take.
The principal was talking about math courses and suggested he would probably later on take geometry and trigonometry.
The hillbilly heard this and said "Great! Be sure and give him lot's of that there triggernometry! He's got to be the worst shot with a rifle of anybody I have ever seen!"
Q What does trigonometry have in common with a beach?
A: Tan Gents
Trigonometry for farmers: swine and coswine...
When were trigonometry tables used? “B. C.”, Before Calculators.
Q: How do hearing impared people greet one another?
A: They sine waves.
The Planes Indians practiced polygamy, and one chief had three squaws. The first squaw lived in a teepee of elk hide, the second in a teepee made of buffalo hide, and the youngest in a teepee of hippopotamus hide. Then he slept with each wife on the eve of his great hunting trip. He was gone nine moons and when he returned, he went into the elk hide teepee and found that his wife had borne him a son. Likewise, in the buffalo hide teepee, that squaw, too, had borne him a son. So, imagine his surprise when he found twin baby boys in the hippopotamus hide teepee.
This just proves that ... The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides.
The principal was talking about math courses and suggested he would probably later on take geometry and trigonometry.
The hillbilly heard this and said "Great! Be sure and give him lot's of that there triggernometry! He's got to be the worst shot with a rifle of anybody I have ever seen!"
Q What does trigonometry have in common with a beach?
A: Tan Gents
Trigonometry for farmers: swine and coswine...
When were trigonometry tables used? “B. C.”, Before Calculators.
Q: How do hearing impared people greet one another?
A: They sine waves.
The Planes Indians practiced polygamy, and one chief had three squaws. The first squaw lived in a teepee of elk hide, the second in a teepee made of buffalo hide, and the youngest in a teepee of hippopotamus hide. Then he slept with each wife on the eve of his great hunting trip. He was gone nine moons and when he returned, he went into the elk hide teepee and found that his wife had borne him a son. Likewise, in the buffalo hide teepee, that squaw, too, had borne him a son. So, imagine his surprise when he found twin baby boys in the hippopotamus hide teepee.
This just proves that ... The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides.